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I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
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Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
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A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
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One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
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