Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...