Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...