I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...