I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...