The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....