What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Don’t say this to a cop
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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
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Men Compared To Mel Gibson
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Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...