Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...