Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...