Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...