OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...