Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!