Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...