Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...