A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...