Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...