Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...