How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!