Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...