A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...