Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...