Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...