Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...