My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Top ten least popular self help books
10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...