Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...