Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...