I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...