Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...