When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...