What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...