What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...