What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...