Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...