Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...