Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!