Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...