New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...