Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...