Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...