What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...