If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...