If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
The seven kinds of passionate women
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More M & M’s?
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...