Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...