Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....