Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...