Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...