The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...