Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...