Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...