Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...